my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm
the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me
"The Queen of Rap, slaying with Queen Bey!"
let the rain
all the pain of yesterday
Iggy Azalea says something racist, then Azealia Banks calls her on her shit, then the white media calls Banks “problematic”, then Banks say “Sorry I’m pro black girl” and Iggy Azalea wins the fight by sayin “I’m pro HUMAN”…sure that makes perfect sense
ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”